“Flagrantly fragrant, and they can’t escape it. My perfume pursues them everywhere that they went.You’ont want a loan, leave my cologne alone, it’s a little to strong for you to be puttin’ on. Trust me. I say this justly. I went from.. musty to musky and ya’ll can’t mush me. I warn ya’ll cornballs, I hush puppies. The swans in the pond called my duck ugly. But now they hug me. Because it’s lovely. They love the aroma of a roamer of the world…”

Fuck.